if you’re struggling with homework, just pretend it’s for starfleet.
biology? no no, xenobiology. for when you’re on the enterprise and you have to examine flora and fauna of newly discovered planets
math? more like super important warp calculations
physics? gotta be like chekov hell yeah
english? no it’s a report for starfleet command
learning a language? channel nyota uhura
gotta pop open a torpedo im really weapons expert carol marcus
say those three words and i’m yours
deep space nine
The Original Series
The Next Generation.
Old Married Spirk
Captain Kathryn Janeway
Post Canon Cardassia
Jadzia Dax lives
Major Kira Nerys
SEVEN OF NINE
BY KAHLESS’ BALLS
Captain Erika Hernandez
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings
#yesallwomen have a right to an education without fashion policing by sexist administrators
talk 2 me about characters learning how to be cared about
#but really like talk to me about it#talk to me about the process of being checked on by text message#of being alarmed when someone catches your arm after work and gives you an odd look#what’s coming out of their mouth has gotta be something bad right#’are you okay’#mental stutter what just happened error 404 response not found#why the fuck did somebody come make me soup when i’m sick i’ve been doing it myself my whole life#what#i’m so confused why are they doing this why does my happiness mattter???#I’M SO U PS ET
that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……
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Imagine finding that at the bottom of the ball pit
First Season - Star Trek: Voyager - The Cloud
- First off: Poor Harry.
- Second: I love how KJ handles the holographic gigolo.
- Third: The panic of Tom to remove the gigolo from his Captain is stellar.
… and mind you this is just seconds before she inquires “Is this pool or billiards? … Right. Pool’s the one with the pockets. Would you mind if I gave it a try?”
Captain Janeway: “Commander Chakotay, your stick?”
Commander Chakotay: “It’s called a cue, Captain.”
I love this you get the best reactions from all. Tom has the shit don’t kill me reaction. Harry has the kid watching his mom get hit on reaction. Tuvok looks ready to snap his cue over the guys head. And chakotay just goes with it. While belanna calls tom a pig. But the best is Janeway just smiling so innocently and teasing Chakotay seconds later.
This was such a great character/relationship building episode. So many great moments and classic lines. You get a real sense of the crew dynamic and how fun the show is going to continue to be. I just love it. I am so thankful Harry followed his gut and invited the Captain to join them.
So am I. But Tuvok? Was he invited or just strolled in and pretended to be lost.
He was there to interrupt any potentially romantic moments between Janeway and Chakotay… duh. The code of Vok-Blocking requires his presence no matter how arduous the experience is.
Star Trek is one of the greatest accomplishments in human history.